4. Private colleges are not better than public ones.
-I learn just as much at Tech as I did at Austin College. The classes, although bigger, are taught by professors who are just as intelligent and caring about their students as AC's. Plus, we have a larger alumni circle.
3. College and my immune system are not friends.
-Seriously. Sometimes you just gotta go to sleep. And drink a lot of Emergen-C.
2. Thou must have comfortable shoes.
-I think it's biblical. Somewhere in Leviticus maybe? God knew how much walking us college kids would do. Arch support people!
1. You can fail a drug test by drinking too much water.
-It's called dissolution or something. Failing a drug tests stops you from getting a job as well. FYI.