Wednesday, March 31, 2010

College Camo

The dangerous world of collegiate males and females can sometimes be difficult to navigate. But have no fear!

Hannah's Collegiate Guidebook, Spring 2010 Edition will solve all of your problems.
Here is an exclusive sneak peek of the proper camouflage required to successfully meld into this foreign world:

Female Camouflage:


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The female specimen lives in variations of this outfit. Nike shorts (various colors acceptable), oversize v-neck (extra protection if it includes a specific collegiate emblem on it), North Face fleece pullover when cold, Ugg boots (at any temperature) or Old Navy flip flops (of any color). Throw on some Wayfarers and your camo is complete.


Stay tuned for another exciting excerpt: Men's Camouflage. 


Always,
Hannah

4 comments:

  1. Ok, is the whole nike shorts thing more prevalent in the Southern states? I seem to have read a lot of hate-on them recently but I don't see them around up here in Canada...
    Nevertheless, I get the idea...funny post.
    ps. you forgot to mention the sloppy ponytail... college girl prerequisite.

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  2. Hi! Just letting you know I officially moved the Lipstick List over to my new website SarahAnnNoel.com. I know you were following The Lipstick List, so you can now get life and style updates through sarahnoelslifestyle.blogspot.com.

    Thanks!

    Sarah

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  3. ahahahha funny post, i live in australia, never realised this...:) so funny
    x

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  4. So true! Here in IL we don't really wear the nike shorts since it is typically to cold.

    Amanda

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