Hannah's Collegiate Guidebook, Spring 2010 Edition will solve all of your problems.
Here is an exclusive sneak peek of the proper camouflage required to successfully meld into this foreign world:
The female specimen lives in variations of this outfit. Nike shorts (various colors acceptable), oversize v-neck (extra protection if it includes a specific collegiate emblem on it), North Face fleece pullover when cold, Ugg boots (at any temperature) or Old Navy flip flops (of any color). Throw on some Wayfarers and your camo is complete.
Stay tuned for another exciting excerpt: Men's Camouflage.