The other day in the grocery store they had some gorgeous:
I get to the line to check out and a 20-ish year old girl picks up the beautiful spaghetti squash and stares at it for awhile.
"I have never seen one of these before in my life."-girl
"Oh!", (WHAAAAAT? She doesn't even know its a squash?) "It's a spaghetti squash"- I politely giggle.
Then we keep on going and here comes the grapefruit. She just looks at me.
"It's a grapefruit."-me
She giggles and looks up the code to type in.
Really now? I can almost understand not knowing the squash. But you don't know what a grapefruit is?
I just came out of my Horticulture test. Before we began I sat in front of a football player and the girl flirting with him. They were talking about childhood sports.
"I have Child Physical Education after this. We like play games and stuff."- Flirt
"Legit. Do you get to play stuff like dodgeball?"-Footballer
"It's usually more like tag. The kids can't get pegged in the head. I love dodgeball though. Sooooo fun!"- Flirt
"Me too. I was always the kid running around and dodging the balls and sh**."- Footballer
Let me repeat that for you he was always the kid running around and dodging the balls and sh** in dodgeball. Wooooooow.
That is all.