The Male Collegiate Camo is 1/3 part 80's yuppie, 1/3 Jersey Shore tacky, and 1/3 preppy fisherman. Intimidated by this combo? Don't be. It is extremely easy to replicate.
All you need is:
1) One pastel colored button up with chest pockets. (Academy Sports & Outdoors)
2) A pair of short, pleated, khaki shorts.
3) The ever present/ uni-sex Wayfarers. Preferably worn with a sunglasses chain so you can not lose them.
4) Boat shoes. Bonus points for gaudy prints like this pair with diamonds and $ signs.
And for evening escapades, just add one of these to your jeans:
You can't go wrong with a black tee, sequins, weird graphics, and tacky hearts.
Now that you know how to attain the Perfect Male Collegiate Camo, go forth and
puke blend in!